Sunday surprise

I headed out to Big W this morning, sans enfants. As a treat I decided to browse their (less than spectacular) selection of clothes. After a while I noticed there was a man standing off to my side, looking at me.

He approached me and I was internally freaking out. Here's what happened next:

Him: 'Hi'

Me: 'Hi?'

Him: 'Oh don't worry, um, you're not in my way.'

Me: 'OK?'

Him: 'Um, well, I was just wondering whether you were a single lady.'

Me: Stunned mullet face

Me: 'Oh, no, I'm married, but my rings don't fit. And I'm sure there are ... um ....plenty of other single ladies around here.'

Him: 'Oh, I have to go, I'm so embarrassed...'

So he leaves, and I feel pretty damn hot, until I see that he has his shirt on inside out.......